http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/-t1.htm Fri, 15 May 2009 07:08:10 GMT 10 http://i23.servimg.com/u/f23/11/13/10/53/logo_p11.gif http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/-t1.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/from-tdo-for-a-bit-of-fun-t660.htm Admin What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... Jokes Room Fri, 15 May 2009 07:08:10 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/from-tdo-for-a-bit-of-fun-t660.htm#1796 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/from-tdo-for-a-bit-of-fun-t660.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/taxi-driver-t585.htm TX1an Passenger taps taxi driver on the shoulder. Driver sh*ts himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window. F*ck me your jumpy aren't you I only tapped you on the shoulder, says the passenger. Sorry says the driver its my first day. Ive been driving a hearse for 20 years Jokes Room Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:23:01 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/taxi-driver-t585.htm#1596 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/taxi-driver-t585.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/romanian-taxi-drivers-t533.htm Aftab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN5ViZGOX_A&eurl=http://dublintaxi.blogspot.com/]]> Jokes Room Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:23:00 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/romanian-taxi-drivers-t533.htm#1450 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/romanian-taxi-drivers-t533.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/he-won-t-do-a-runner-for-a-while-t504.htm ahmed ]]> Jokes Room Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:19:34 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/he-won-t-do-a-runner-for-a-while-t504.htm#1350 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/he-won-t-do-a-runner-for-a-while-t504.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/always-wear-your-clean-underwaear-t500.htm ahmed Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. ..From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under ... Jokes Room Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:05:25 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/always-wear-your-clean-underwaear-t500.htm#1343 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/always-wear-your-clean-underwaear-t500.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/how-cool-t492.htm ahmed how cool are you?? test]]> Jokes Room Sat, 24 May 2008 09:37:00 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/how-cool-t492.htm#1289 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/how-cool-t492.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/do-you-know-jack-t440.htm ahmed http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htm]]> Jokes Room Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:48:54 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/do-you-know-jack-t440.htm#1166 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/do-you-know-jack-t440.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/real-car-insurance-claim-forms-t432.htm ahmed Below are some great extracts from real car insurance claim forms. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again." "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus? "I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel ... Jokes Room Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:56:31 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/real-car-insurance-claim-forms-t432.htm#1133 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/real-car-insurance-claim-forms-t432.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/what-people-get-up-to-on-the-pool-t374.htm Aftab  
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1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE :

http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/

Wait for the lady to appear, then ...

2. WRITE YOUR FIRST NAME IN THE 1st LINE.

3. WRITE YOUR FAMILY NAME in the 2nd LINE

No need to write your e.mail address.

4. Press the VISUALIZAR bar.]]> Jokes Room Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:22:36 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/try-this-instruction-for-a-laugh-t334.htm#894 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/try-this-instruction-for-a-laugh-t334.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/worst-job-t291.htm Aftab ]]> Jokes Room Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:19:08 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/worst-job-t291.htm#804 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/worst-job-t291.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/living-will-t289.htm TX 1an WHILE I WAS WATCHING THE TV ONE WEEKEND, MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH AND THE NEED FOR LIVING WILLS. DURING THE COURSE OF THE CONVERSATION I TOLD HER THAT I NEVER WANT [b]TO EXIST IN A VEGETATIVE STATE, DEPENDENT ON SOME MACHINE AND TAKE LIQUIDS FROM A BOTTLE. [/b] [b]SHE GOT UP, UNPLUGGED THE TV AND THREW OUT ALL MY BEER. [/b] [b] SOMETIMES IT'S TOUGH BEING MARRIED TO A SMARTASS. [/b] Jokes Room Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:01:54 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/living-will-t289.htm#788 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/living-will-t289.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/why-men-dont-write-advice-columns-t279.htm TX 1an > Why men don't write advice columns... > > > > Dear Ted, > > I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house > watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out > and the car shuddered to a halt. > > I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in > the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate ... Jokes Room Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:04:53 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/why-men-dont-write-advice-columns-t279.htm#740 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/why-men-dont-write-advice-columns-t279.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/euro-speak-stick-with-it-t244.htm TX 1an EURO-SPELLING The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, ... Jokes Room Sun, 06 Jan 2008 19:26:41 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/euro-speak-stick-with-it-t244.htm#651 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/euro-speak-stick-with-it-t244.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/inspection-t233.htm Aftab ]]> Jokes Room Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:25:59 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/inspection-t233.htm#571 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/inspection-t233.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/screwdriver-t132.htm Admin Screwdriver I had picked up a fine figure of a woman today and was taking her the few miles to our neighbouring town of Dalton, when embarrassingly I got a flat tyre. So of course I got out with the intention of changing the wheel and resuming the journey. The problem was I couldn't prise the hubcap off, no matter how hard I tried. After a few minutes of struggling, the lady leans out of the window and says "Would you like a screwdriver?" I replied, " Well we might as well...I ... Jokes Room Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:07:33 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/screwdriver-t132.htm#247 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/screwdriver-t132.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/taxi-driving-test-t127.htm ahmed
http://www.arcadestreet.com/play-taxi-driving-school.htm]]> Jokes Room Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:15:54 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/taxi-driving-test-t127.htm#239 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/taxi-driving-test-t127.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/the-helpful-wife-t102.htm Aftab The Helpful Wife Published: June 16, 2007 | Police Humor A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place... Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: ... Jokes Room Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:17:05 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/the-helpful-wife-t102.htm#180 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/the-helpful-wife-t102.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/signs-t81.htm Aftab ----- Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING ... Jokes Room Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:36:53 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/signs-t81.htm#139 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/signs-t81.htm http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/taxi-stories-t59.htm Aftab http://www.taxi-tales.co.uk/]]> Jokes Room Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:17:53 GMT http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/taxi-stories-t59.htm#108 http://taxiforum.editboard.com/jokes-room-f3/taxi-stories-t59.htm